12/09/2016

The Best Wingman?

Okay, so its clear to say that Steve Rogers has not had the best luck with women. Peggy is dead, Natasha is "just a friend" and the chances of him staying with Sharon are pretty slim.
That being said, you'd assume that the other Avengers would take him out and try and set him up. I made a list of how these avengers would act and who would have the most success:

Iron Man - Presuming this is before the whole Civil war thing, Tony has money, status, good looks and knows a lot of models. Biggest problem with this is that one of two things would happen with every girl they met: A) Tony decides to take them home instead. B) Tony has previously taken them home and it probably didn't end well.
Wingman Rating: 4/10

Thor - Considering any time an Asgardian goes out they get absolutely hammered, Thor would probably do the same. Can you imagine trying to talk up a girl whilst your buddy in the background is drinking the bar dry and performing tricks with his "magic hammer" and breaking windows whilst shooting shot glasses off the pool table with lightning. That being said, he'd probably break the ice with anyone.
Wingman Rating: 7/10

Hulk/Banner - My first reaction is to not let either of these guys into a bar. If he isn't the Hulk going in, he's gonna get sloshed whilst inside and "Unleash the beast". Going anywhere with the Hulk is a BAD idea, so you don't even want to consider him
Wingman Rating: 2/10

Quicksilver - Well he's kinda dead...
Wingman Rating: N/A

Spider-Man - If he's not old enough to be in a bar, he's not a good wingman
Wingman Rating: Also N/A

Ant Man - Scott is likeable, funny and a down to earth guy. There is a big problem though with the fact nobody knows who he is. He would be great for anybody except for Cap, who is way too big a deal for him
Wingman Rating: 4/10

Vision - Okay, so he probably has a billion cool facts to tell girls to interest them, but he's also a robot! His only emotions are towards Wanda and he could barely cook, let alone flirt! He's better off charging your phone than chatting up girls
Wingman Rating: 2/10

Bucky - Considering we are talking about Cap, the WORST IDEA is letting those two pair up. The amount of sexual chemistry they have would turn girls away. They are literally a gay couple and don't even realise it. However, if they could contain themselves long enough to focus on women, they could probably get a lot of girls (Although the giant metal arm is kinda off-putting)
Wingman Rating: 6/10

Falcon - Sam Wilson is a great guy and literally worships the ground Steve walks on. He could make him look appealing to a Nazi believer he's that good a salesman. However, it's pretty clear this ability would be wasted because he would spend the entire evening making puns about him being Steve's "Wing Man"
Wingman Rating: 7/10

Hawkeye - I honestly think Hawkeye is the best fit for a wingman. He's a longtime Avenger and is a big enough deal he's well known, but won't overshadow Steve. He's also married, so he won't be trying to steal your girl and with his accuracy, he would be a pro at beer pong.
Wingman Rating: 9/10

So that's my list and if you don't agree, let me know! I'll argue my case till the end.

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